Sharing Double Dong With Brother

I got a new 18 inch double dong brother.... It is my new toy because I want to step up my game sexually. I am going to try it out but it is huge and hard for me to use by myself. it says to share this dong with a friend but I don't really have anyone to play with... what if we shared the double dong .. you take one side and I take the other. Its not gay.. and see used got play together all the time remember.... just think of it like that ... fuck it in your ass and we will go back and forth.